When the Random Committee was asked to describe her activities, she described the following:
We are a charity that supports the interests of the purple tail penguin in the rainforests of South-Korea. This is untrue. What we do, no one knows, even we don't. It all started π/g⁴ years ago in a galaxy very near. It was a grim time, because the apples were 4,78 gulden per square meter. It still feels like tomorrow. We were baking ink and out of nowhere a magic flute appeared. It said: 'If you blow me, I will fill you with magic. Please follow me to my white van.' The van was an umbrella. And that is how the Random Committee originated. Banana.
There was a Random Committee in these years: